Welcome to THE WELL-FED E-PUB!

 

Serving up food for thought and tasty tips for the prospering FLCW*. Come on in, sit anywhere and bring your appetite!

 

*FLCW, peppered throughout the ezine, stands for "Freelance Commercial Writer" – anyone who freelances for businesses (vs. writing magazine articles, short stories, poetry, etc.), typically earns $50-125+ an hour, and is the sole focus of this e-newsletter. 

 

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VOLUME 9, ISSUE 7 – JULY 2010 (Issue #99: August will be 100!)

Publishing the first Tuesday of every month since May 2002 

Read it Online at: http://www.wellfedwriter.com/ezine/july2010.html

 

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ATTN: BOSTON/Southern NH/ME FLCWÕs: BRUNCH WITH THE WELL-FED WRITER?

At the tail end of my Maine vacation, IÕd love to catch up with area FLCWÕs. Join me in Newburyport, MA for Brunch on Sunday July 18, 11:30 a.m., at MichaelÕs Harborside. (http://www.michaelsharborside.com). RSVP to peter@wellfedwriter.com for headcount.

 

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STAYING BUSY IN A TOUGH ECONOMY? I WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORIES!

IÕll be collecting success stories – from 50 to 500 words – for a special section of the ezine. Send them to peter@wellfedwriter.com.

 

AND, I NEED ALL USUAL COURSES. I'm low in ALL departments and would love to get your strategies, tips and features. See "Coffee" for more details and word counts. 

 

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THIS MONTH'S MENU:

 

I. APPETIZER: GOT RECESS? REFLECTIONS ON SUMMER VACATION

Yours Truly Reconnects with Power of ÒDo-NothingÓ Time to Reinvigorate Work

 

II. "FIELD" GREENS: TOASTMASTERS MORE THAN JUST A SPEAKING GROUP

Ontario FLCW Speaks Her Way to Marketing Confidence (AND More Business!)

 

III. MAIN ÒMEATÓ COURSE: TRADITIONAL WRITING SKILLS DONÕT WORK ONLINE Web Usability Guru Lays Down the Law on Web Writing That Works (AND DoesnÕt!)

 

IV. DESSERT: Sweet Success Stories and Tips

FL FCLW Reads Blog, Delivers Attention-Getting Elevator Speech at Event!

TIP: In-the-Buff Copywriter Offers Fun Way to Stand Out! Other Ideas?  

 

V. COFFEE, MINTS AND TOOTHPICKS

- GROUP COACHING! August Series Filling – Just ONE Slot Left!

- THE WELL-FED E-PUB NEEDS ALL COURSES!

- The WELL-FED WRITER BLOG is Rockin'! http://www.wellfedwriter.com/blog

- MISSED MY TELECLASS? Full 38-PAGE e-Transcript – Just $12!

- AWAI Copywriting (& Other) Courses: Register Here, Get 2 Bonuses (no charge!)

- How Can My Mentoring Service Serve You?

 

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I. APPETIZER: GOT RECESS? REFLECTIONS ON SUMMER VACATION

Yours Truly Reconnects with Power of ÒDo-NothingÓ Time to Reinvigorate Work

 

So, IÕm in the midst of my now-annual summer vacation in Maine (not to rub it in or anythingÉ). Before leaving, friends asked me, ÒSo whatÕre you going to do up there in a cabin for two weeks?Ó Not much, I said. Read. Swim in the lake a few steps away. Eat lobster. Pick berries. Nap. Repeat. 

 

How about hiking, biking, sightseeing, fishing, kayaking? Maybe. Maybe not. Perhaps write a bit. Working on a book? Probably not. Perhaps noodling a bit on a book IÕll eventually work on. But, not interested in filling up my days with non-stop activity in order to need another vacation when I get back (some are like that; this one isnÕt).

 

And thinking – just thinking. To me, thatÕs a treat. Pondering. Daydreaming. Envisioning. How often do you give yourself the time (or permission) to do that? Heck, is that even allowed these days? And yet, from those relaxed unhurried stretches often come great ideas, exciting project A-HaÕs, new directions.

 

Oh, and savoring. Lots of savoring and relishing. The cooler weather – a refreshing respite from the brutal too-hot-too-humid-too-early southern summer. Cool breezes. The sound of water lapping against the side of the cabin. A loonÕs cry in the quiet dawn. The absolute stillness at night. A magic carpet of stars overhead, undiminished by city lights.

 

A brisk and bracing 45-minute early morning swim. Fresh picked strawberries and raspberries, sweet and luscious in my breakfast bowl. A nap in the middle of the day. Sitting lakeside in an Adirondack chair lost in a good book. Lobster rolls. By the way, if all this sounds familiar, youÕre probably recalling my blog post of last summer, The Joys of Unplugging; (http://www.wellfedwriter.com/blog, then July 2009). CanÕt help it. This time of year, thatÕs where I head – in mind, body and spirit.

 

Not having to be anywhere or do anything for a nice long stretch. And, most importantly, realizing how fortunate I am to be able to do this. Believe me, I get it. I know most people canÕt just up and take off a few weeks and do nothing. But, even if you canÕt get away for two weeks, make space in your life for some do-nothing time. Recess. No matter how old we get, we all need recess. And I mean NEED.

 

Go non-stop and your working time will absolutely become less productive. Ditch it all for a while and youÕll perform more effectively when you return. Am I telling you anything new? Course not. Could you use the reminder? Could be. Though, as a group, we FLCWÕs are probably a bit more attuned to this way of living that most. On this relaxed, leisurely note, letÕs eat!

 

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II. "FIELD" GREENS: TOASTMASTERS MORE THAN JUST A SPEAKING GROUP

Ontario FLCW Speaks Her Way to Marketing Confidence (AND More Business!)

 

Got this great idea from Ontario, Canada FLCW Lou Anne Reddon (info@avenuewordshop.com, www.avenuewordshop.com), for building confidence (along with your business!) AND banishing cold-calling jitters. IÕve been involved with this esteemed organization several times over the years and itÕs always been an exceptionally positive experience and very Òsafe place.Ó Consider it.  

 

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Peter: IÕm involved in Toastmasters, which has proven to be a real boon to my business. IÕm one of those painfully introverted, wallflower types. I originally joined Toastmasters to do a better job emceeing for an orchestra I was in. But itÕs not only improved my confidence in dealing with prospects, making cold calls, networking, etc., itÕs given me an opportunity to showcase my writing and presentation skills to potential prospects outside both their businesses and mine.

 

My writing skills have been a tremendous help in crafting my speeches. Delivering them was still tough, but the environment was so supportive, it became much easier. At the encouragement of my fellow members, IÕve presented writing workshops to my club and at local high schools to help both groups craft speeches (for Toastmasters meetings and speech competitions, respectively). Teaching others how to write improves your own speaking and presentation skills. And itÕs personally fulfilling.

 

I would now feel quite confident in approaching the local Chamber of Commerce to present speeches – with my contact info on a take-away, of course!

 

While Toastmasters is not a networking group (and the practice is discouraged), it actually provides great indirect networking opportunities my fellow FLCWÕs may have never considered. IÕve received several leads from people in Toastmasters (at my club level and beyond) whoÕve been impressed with my speechwriting or leadership skills. Upon finding out that IÕm a freelance writer/translator, they have approached me about helping them with their business needs - annual reports, sell sheets, brochures, etc.

 

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III. MAIN ÒMEATÓ COURSE: TRADITIONAL WRITING SKILLS DONÕT WORK ONLINE Web Usability Guru Lays Down the Law on Web Writing That Works (AND DoesnÕt!)

 

Irishman Gerry McGovern (gerry@gerrymcgovern.com), according to his site, Òis widely regarded as the worldwide authority on increasing web satisfaction by managing customer tasks.Ó HeÕs spoken, written and consulted extensively on web content management issues since 1994. Check out his brand new book, ÒThe Stranger's Long Neck: How to Deliver What Your Customers Really Want OnlineÓ at this link: (http://www.gerrymcgovern.com/stranger's-long-neck.htm). He is the founder and CEO of Customer Carewords (http://www.gerrymcgovern.com) and ÒNew ThinkingÓ e-mail newsletter (http://www.gerrymcgovern.com/new_thinking.htm). GerryÕs a rock star in the Òweb experienceÓ space, a true no-B.S. guy with invaluable insights for FLCWÕs writing web copy. I laughed out loud at his ÒtoiletÕ perspective below. Enjoy!

 

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Most Web content is overwritten; too much content and not nearly enough focus on the action. Unfortunately, we're taught to write this way. How often are you presented with content on the Web that begins something like this:

 

"Exciting, compelling, and effective user experiences result in high levels of customer loyalty, satisfaction, and referral."

 

On the surface, this seems like an okay sentence. It's how we're taught to write: set the scene, establish the context. However, it's utterly useless. It's like saying: "Every business is an end-to-end network of interrelated people and processes. The more seamless and flexible the network, the more successful the business."

 

Or: "Your people are your most valuable resource. They contribute to the success of your company." Or: "Even during the best of times, companies are always looking for ways to trim costs, optimize processes, drive efficiencies, and create greater value for their clients."

 

The problem with the above sentences, other than the fact that they are utterly useless, is that they are utterly useless. (Not to mention that they are utterly useless.) They don't tell you anything you don't already know, and they give you no real sense of what the product or service is actually about.

 

If someone is at your Web site they already have the context. They have made a deliberate decision. They are in an active, ÔdoingÕ mode. They want to dig deeper, compare, price, and get detail, detail, detail.

 

Write Web content from an elevator pitch perspective. Your customer has walked into the elevator, the doors have closed, they turn to you and say: "Convince me before the next stop to buy your product." Design your Web site from the ÒI badly need to go to the toiletÓ perspective. Your customer needs to act and act quickly. That's the Web.

 

You're proud of your Web site but pride comes before the click of the Back button. Anything on your Web site that puffs your ego, makes you smile or you think is really cool should be removed immediately. The content that you're in love with—and so proud of—is nearly always the content that drives your customers away.

 

There is far too much content written for the English teacher or the English exam you crammed for. You want to impress. You want to show off all the clever things you know. You want a beginning, middle and end. You want to tell them what you're going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you've told them.

 

A normal person sees a link called "Where's my refund?" and thinks that if they click on this link they'll be able to answer that question quickly. But a classically trained English student who wrote the link thinks that when the person clicks on the link they should be given this sentence. "You filed your tax return and you're expecting a refund. You have just one question and you want the answer now: Where's my refund?"

 

PB Note: OMG, how many web sites have we ALL seen that break all these rules and repeatedly overstate the grossly obvious? DonÕt be one of those offenders! And after all, this stuff really isnÕt that difficult. In fact, dare I say it, itÕs common sense, isnÕ it?

 

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IV. DESSERT: Sweet Success Stories and Tips

FL FCLW Reads Blog, Delivers Attention-Getting Elevator Speech at Event!

TIP: In-the-Buff Copywriter Offers Fun Way to Stand Out! Other Ideas?  

 

Got this great email from Orlando FLCW Sandi Gehring (www.sandragehring.com). Sandi had just read my 6/2/10 blog post entitled, ÒSimon Says: ÒPeople DonÕt Buy What You Do; They Buy Why You Do ItÉÓ (http://www.wellfedwriter.com/blog), and found it gave her new and fizzy perspective at exactly the moment she need it – at a networking event. Check out the post and see if you donÕt agree. Provocative stuff. Enjoy!

 

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Hi Peter: Your timing is impeccable! I attended a luncheon today with business people of all types from all over Central Florida. I knew that IÕd have 60 seconds for an elevator speech, and I was sweating it a bit. I actually enjoy public speaking, but wanted to make a positive first impression, so your Simon Says post came at the exact right moment!

 

Instead of the usual ÒIÕm-blah-blah-and-I-do-blah-blahÓ that everyone else gave, I said ÒAt the risk of overstating it, I think that well-written communication is what makes the world go round. If you think about that, it impacts what you see, what you hear, what you read, where you go, where you stay, what you buy. So I help people and companies with any writing that is consistent with their business goals. And I LOVE to write more than anything in the world. Thanks, IÕm Sandi Gehring.Ó

 

It went over really well, lots of people asking for my card and it was a good investment of time, effort & money. Thank you!

 

PB: I LOVE it when someone actually takes an idea and does something with it! YouÕre welcome Sandi, but I just gave you the idea. Hats off to you for running with it!

 

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Orlando FLCW Steve Rainwater (www.treesidecommunications.com) sent me this cool story about an innovative marketing strategy one professional copywriter used to set himself apart from the competition. Not necessarily suggesting you adopt his particular approach, but it was a refreshing way to stand out. How might you distinguish yourself? And remember, just doing consistent marketing and showing up in front of your target audience on a regular basis can accomplish that (since most writers donÕt!), but nothing wrong with a little bit of creativity! Check out his samples – talented guyÉ

 

Peter: Surfing at lunch time today and came across this interesting tidbit:  http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/06/14/Nude-Male-Copywriter-wins-two-Webbys/UPI-98511276527761/.  I Googled him: (http://malecopywriter.com/).  A look at his portfolio shows he certainly gets it done. 

 

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V. COFFEE, MINTS AND TOOTHPICKS

- GROUP COACHING! August Series Filling – Just ONE Slot Left!

- THE WELL-FED E-PUB NEEDS ALL COURSES!

- The WELL-FED WRITER BLOG is Rockin'! http://www.wellfedwriter.com/blog

- MISSED MY TELECLASS? Full 38-PAGE e-Transcript – Just $12!

- AWAI Copywriting (& Other) Courses: Register Here, Get 2 Bonuses (no charge!)

- How Can My Mentoring Service Serve You?

 

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Got a great strategy, approach or specific expertise you're willing to share? Turn it into a Feature (MAIN COURSE) for the EPUB (400-500 words; query first). ALSO, send your "GREENS" (200-300 words), TIPS (150-200) and SUCCESS STORIES (200-300) to peter@wellfedwriter.com. Archived issues at http://www.wellfedwriter.com/ezine.shtml. 

 

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